What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

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What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

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What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

What do you call a person that's not doing anything at a temple?

An idle worshiper.

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What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.