What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

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Why is paper money more valuable than coins?

When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -

How did you find the fleas?

Beagle: I didn't! They found me!

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What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

Why do humans mainly use the decimal number system?

It's just what we tend to do

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What type of brain does a plant have?

A membrane

What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

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What do you call a person that's not doing anything at a temple?

An idle worshiper.

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

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What's the most confusing day in a Mormon home?

Mother's Day.

What is a Mormon's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings

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What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.