What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

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Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

Where do you find a one legged cow?

Where ever you left it.

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What's the problem with leptokurtic data sets?

They tend to be mean.

Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe

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What type of brain does a plant have?

A membrane

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

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What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

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Why should you always take two Mormon's fishing?

Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

Why did the Mormon cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

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What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.