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What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

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What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.?

Call Baltimore, M.D.

What do you find up a clean nose?

Finger-prints.

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What tends to satisfy thirst the most?

Waterboarding.

Why do software engineers tend to not care about trigger warnings?

They're not trigger errors.

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What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

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Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

How many nuns are there in a temple?

Nun.

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Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!

Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

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What do you call a German who is afraid of enclosed spaces?

Klaustrophobic

What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.