The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.
Because X Marx the spot.
Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.
They cantaloupe
Because at any moment they could bleet out
In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.
She's almost as smart as a man.
Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
An idle worshiper.
Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.
Because 36 would be too many.
Klaustrophobic