What is a Mormon's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings

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What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

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Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

What is long, white, and very sticky?

The coming of the Lord!

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How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments

What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor