What is a Mormon's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings

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Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

Because he is a Boxer

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

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How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the Rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

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Why did the Mormon cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.