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What is a Mormon's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings

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What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

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What does the lord say when the intern messes up?

God demi

How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the Rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

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What is a Mormon's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings

How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.