Why did the Mormon cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road?

To get to the... side.

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

Who's there! Bride! Bride who?

Bride and Prejudice!

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments

What's the most confusing day in a Mormon home?

Mother's Day.