Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

This joke may have profanity.

Previous Random Joke Next

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What part of the road is always crying?

The breakdown lane.

What do you get when water washes away dirt?

A road

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*

What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo?

A buffaloaf.

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

Lesbian Cross Road Jokes More Lesbian Cross Road Jokes