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Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

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Why did the psych ward escapee never get married?

He had a fear of commitment

What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

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What did Mr. Cena's fiance say on their wedding day?

No, John! can't see

What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

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Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

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What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?

You can't keep a good man down!

Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.