Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

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What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

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Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.