Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

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What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they got married?

Feyonce

What do cows do after they get married?

They go on their honeymoooooon!

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What is something long and hard that a Polish Bride gets on her wedding day?

A last name.

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

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Why do Brides wear white?

To match the rest of the household appliances.

Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

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What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?

You can't keep a good man down!

Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?

She heard he was in a few good men.