Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

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Because they cantaloupe...

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Because he found his honey.

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What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

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Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

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Who's there! Bride! Bride who?

Bride and Prejudice!

What did the snake priest say to the snake groom after the marriage?

You may now "hiss" the bride.

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Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.