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Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

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What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke

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What did Mr. Cena's fiance say on their wedding day?

No, John! can't see

What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

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What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.

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Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?

You can't keep a good man down!