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Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

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Why do honeydew melons have to get married in a formal ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

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He was looking for a Czech mate.

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What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day?

A forty-carrot wedding ring.

Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

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Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done?

At the ugly parlour.

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

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Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.