What did the snake priest say to the snake groom after the marriage?

You may now "hiss" the bride.

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Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

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What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer

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What do you even say to someone like that?

I just hissed at them.

What do snakes have on their bath towels?

Hiss and Hers!