What did the snake priest say to the snake groom after the marriage?

You may now "hiss" the bride.

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Why are wedding in Wales so inexpensive?

The brides are already dressed in white.

Why did the Mormon cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

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What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill...

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

Hiss Jokes More Hiss Jokes

What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

Claude

What did the snake say to the cornered rat?

Hiss is the end of the line for you!