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What did the snake priest say to the snake groom after the marriage?

You may now "hiss" the bride.

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Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name.

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What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.

Why is marriage like thin toilet paper?

Because you end up with a ring on your finger.

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What did one snake say to another?

Hiss off!

What did the snake priest say to the snake groom after the marriage?

You may now "hiss" the bride.