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What did the snake priest say to the snake groom after the marriage?

You may now "hiss" the bride.

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Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

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Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

What's common between Marriage & a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

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What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

Claude

What did the snake priest say to the snake groom after the marriage?

You may now "hiss" the bride.