What did the snake priest say to the snake groom after the marriage?

You may now "hiss" the bride.

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What did the snake priest say to the snake groom after the marriage?

You may now "hiss" the bride.

What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.

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What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama?

Interracial

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

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What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

What do you even say to someone like that?

I just hissed at them.