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What did the snake priest say to the snake groom after the marriage?

You may now "hiss" the bride.

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Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

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What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.

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What did the snake priest say to the snake groom after the marriage?

You may now "hiss" the bride.

What did one snake say to another?

Hiss off!