What did the snake priest say to the snake groom after the marriage?

You may now "hiss" the bride.

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Why do Brides wear white?

To match the rest of the household appliances.

What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

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What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill...

What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

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What do you even say to someone like that?

I just hissed at them.

What did the snake say to the cornered rat?

Hiss is the end of the line for you!