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What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

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What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

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What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!

What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Your under a vest

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What does an injured gyro say?

I falafel.

What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.