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What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

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What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

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What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Your under a vest

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

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What did the sick gyro say to the other gyro?

I falafel.

What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.