What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

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What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

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How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

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What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

What does an injured gyro say?

I falafel.