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What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

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What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

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What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Your under a vest

What did the police officer say to his stomach?

I've got you under a vest.

Falafel Jokes More Falafel Jokes

What does an injured gyro say?

I falafel.

What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.