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What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

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What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

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What did the police officer say to his stomach?

I've got you under a vest.

What do you call a bison that's sick to his stomach?

A barffalo

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What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

Why don't I enjoy certain middle eastern food?

Because it just makes me falafel.