Falafel Jokes

What does an injured gyro say?

I falafel.

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What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

What did the sick gyro say to the other gyro?

I falafel.

Why don't I enjoy certain middle eastern food?

Because it just makes me falafel.

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BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*

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Because he ate his ant for dinner!

Chick Pea Jokes More Chick Pea Jokes

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

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Why're they called hemorrhoids?

Surely they should be called asteroids?:

What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...

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How does NASA throw a holiday party?

They planet.

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

Hit by a car.

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

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What dinosaur was in the most pain?

The tyranno-sorest rex

Which dinosaur knew... Q: Which dinosaur knew the most words?

The thesaurus.

Roam Jokes More Roam Jokes

What do you call a roaming caveman?

A meanderthal

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

Why was Biggie hungry at school?

He forgot Tupac his lunch!