Falafel Jokes

What does an injured gyro say?

I falafel.

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What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

What did the sick gyro say to the other gyro?

I falafel.

Why don't I enjoy certain middle eastern food?

Because it just makes me falafel.

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Injure Jokes More Injure Jokes

What do you call a goblin with an injured leg?

A hobblin' goblin

What does a bird with an injured wing need?

Tweetment!

Gyro Jokes More Gyro Jokes

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his Greek sandwich?

There goes my gyro

What did the sick gyro say to the other gyro?

I falafel.

Roam Jokes More Roam Jokes

What do you call a roaming caveman?

A meanderthal

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

Asteroid Jokes More Asteroid Jokes

Why're they called hemorrhoids?

Surely they should be called asteroids?:

Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

Stomach Jokes More Stomach Jokes

What do you call a bison that's sick to his stomach?

A barffalo

Why can't ethiopians take med pills?

Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.

When did 888 equal zero????

When Eight ate eight