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Falafel Jokes

What does an injured gyro say?

I falafel.

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What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

What did the sick gyro say to the other gyro?

I falafel.

Why don't I enjoy certain middle eastern food?

Because it just makes me falafel.

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What do you call a roaming caveman?

A meanderthal

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

Injure Jokes More Injure Jokes

Why did the 3d modeler need back surgery?

He injured his spline!

What does a bird with an injured wing need?

Tweetment!

Holiday Party Jokes More Holiday Party Jokes

How does NASA throw a holiday party?

They planet.

What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

Chick Pea Jokes More Chick Pea Jokes

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

Asteroid Jokes More Asteroid Jokes

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!

What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

Why did the hipster burn their tongue?

They ate their dinner before it was cool.

Gyro Jokes More Gyro Jokes

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his Greek sandwich?

There goes my gyro

What did the sick gyro say to the other gyro?

I falafel.

Hummus Jokes More Hummus Jokes

What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)