Falafel Jokes

What does an injured gyro say?

I falafel.

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What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

What did the sick gyro say to the other gyro?

I falafel.

Why don't I enjoy certain middle eastern food?

Because it just makes me falafel.

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What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

What do you call a person who enjoy mondays?

Unemployed

Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

Stomach Jokes More Stomach Jokes

What did the food say to the other food, while inside a stomach?

I won't digest yet.

What do you call a bison that's sick to his stomach?

A barffalo

Hummus Jokes More Hummus Jokes

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What's a muslim's favourite game?

Goat Stimulator

How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America?

He became a Muslim.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

Where to, the Caribbean or Hawaii?

Me: No, this is just my lunch.

What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

Injure Jokes More Injure Jokes

What do you call an injured martial artist?

Bruised Lee

Why did the 3d modeler need back surgery?

He injured his spline!

Mediterranean Jokes More Mediterranean Jokes

What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)