Falafel Jokes

What does an injured gyro say?

I falafel.

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What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

What did the sick gyro say to the other gyro?

I falafel.

Why don't I enjoy certain middle eastern food?

Because it just makes me falafel.

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Injure Jokes More Injure Jokes

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The somnambulance.

What do you call an injured martial artist?

Bruised Lee

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was.......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

What can bring out your inner child?

A coathanger.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of car does a Loch Ness Monster Drive?

A nissan

What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What's the difference between garbanzo beans and chickpeas?

I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

What's the difference in a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a Garbanzo bean on my face before.

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?

Because Intel Inside.

What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

Stomach Jokes More Stomach Jokes

What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Your under a vest

What did the police officer say to his stomach?

I've got you under a vest.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What did the physicist have for lunch?

Fission chips.

Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!

Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?