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Falafel Jokes

What does an injured gyro say?

I falafel.

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What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

What did the sick gyro say to the other gyro?

I falafel.

Why don't I enjoy certain middle eastern food?

Because it just makes me falafel.

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What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.

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What do you call sleep walking nun?

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What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

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Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What did I do in my 3-year-old?

I ate sand.

Why did the number 6 cry?

Because 7 8 9. (7 ate 9)

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What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

Mediterranean Jokes More Mediterranean Jokes

What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

What do Mediterranean volcanoes make for dessert?

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