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What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Your under a vest

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What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

What did the policeman say when the Arabic man escaped from jail?

GOTTA CATCH JAMAL

Why did the policeman smell bad?

He was on duty.

Stomach Jokes More Stomach Jokes

How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out

What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Your under a vest