What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Your under a vest

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What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

What did the police officer say to his stomach?

I've got you under a vest.

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What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.

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Because he was an undercover cop

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Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Your under a vest