What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Your under a vest

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What did the police officer say to his stomach?

I've got you under a vest.

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

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What did the duck say to the policeman?

Quack

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

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Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride