What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Your under a vest

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What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Your under a vest

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How is Daniel Craig a policeman?

He is in Spectre (Inspector)

What did the policeman say when the Arabic man escaped from jail?

GOTTA CATCH JAMAL

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What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!