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What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Your under a vest

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What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?

Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

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What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits' home?

A search warren!

How is Daniel Craig a policeman?

He is in Spectre (Inspector)

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Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

Why can't ethiopians take med pills?

Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.