What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Your under a vest

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Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Your under a vest

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Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

He was undercover *!*

Why did the policeman smell bad?

He was on duty.

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Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"