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What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Your under a vest

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What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Your under a vest

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What do you call a policeman with blonde hair?

A fair cop!

Why did the policeman wake up his son?

He saw a.

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Why can't ethiopians take med pills?

Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride