Why did the policeman smell bad?

He was on duty.

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Which state smells the worst?

The Prostate

When the cat's away.....?

The house smells better!

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What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!

What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Your under a vest

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Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.

Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.