Why did the policeman smell bad?

He was on duty.

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When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

What's in a name?

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.

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What did the policeman say when he was told about the large pothole?

I'll look into it.

What did the duck say to the policeman?

Quack

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Who's the victim?

Battlefield: Call of Duty

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son