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Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

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What do you say to a girl with a black eye?

Nothing. You already told her.

Why do you want to be a librarian?

Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."

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Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

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What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!

What do you call a person who doesn't care that he just got kicked out of a Call of Duty team?

Unfazed*

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Whats the difference between Iron Man and iron woman?

One is a superhero the other is a simple instruction

What kind of superhero would Caitlyn Jenner be?

An Ex-Man.

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Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

What do you call a frozen hamburger?

A ham-brrr-ger. my 7yo claims she made it up herself.