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Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

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Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

How many do you have?

7yo: Zero. Me: ZERO 7yo: I said it was empty.