It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son
They'll tell you.
Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.
In the toilet.
Leaving a plunger in the toilet.
Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.
He was on duty.
Because it was his duty.
A comic relief.
Ironman is a superhero, Ironwoman is a command.
7yo: Zero. Me: ZERO 7yo: I said it was empty.
