Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

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How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.

What's the difference between a political speech and a stand-up comic show?

They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.

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What was Tigger doing in the toilet?

Looking for Pooh.

How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast?

Because there was a kellogg in the toilet

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Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

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Who's the victim?

Battlefield: Call of Duty

How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

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What's the difference between ironman and ironwoman?

One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

Whats the difference between Iron Man and iron woman?

One is a superhero the other is a simple instruction

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Who's singing this?

Me: "Franz Ferdinand." 7yo: "But, he died in 1914." Me:

How many do you have?

7yo: Zero. Me: ZERO 7yo: I said it was empty.