Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

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How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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Why was the pencil in the toilet?

It was a No. 2.

What does a black women do after having a water birth?

Flush the toilet.

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Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

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Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

What is a businessman's favorite game?

Call of Duty: Economic Warfare

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How many good deeds do you need to be called a superhero?

Because If it's one or less, I'm totally there.

What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

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What do you call a frozen hamburger?

A ham-brrr-ger. my 7yo claims she made it up herself.

Who's singing this?

Me: "Franz Ferdinand." 7yo: "But, he died in 1914." Me: