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Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

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How can you tell someone is a true music lover?

When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.

What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What do you get if you cross a toilet with a pop singer?

Loo-Loo!

Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

Flush Jokes More Flush Jokes

Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.

Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

Duty Jokes More Duty Jokes

What is Call of Duty called in Afghanistan?

The Sims

Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.

Superhero Jokes More Superhero Jokes

What kind of superhero would Caitlyn Jenner be?

An Ex-Man.

Whats the difference between Iron Man and iron woman?

One is a superhero the other is a simple instruction

7yo Jokes More 7yo Jokes

What do you call a frozen hamburger?

A ham-brrr-ger. my 7yo claims she made it up herself.

How many do you have?

7yo: Zero. Me: ZERO 7yo: I said it was empty.