Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

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How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

How do you tell a boy chromosome from a girl chromosome?

Check their jeans.

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What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet?

On a scale from one to ten, urinate.

Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet?

He was looking for pooh.

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Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

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What is the most environmentally friendly game company?

The three that make Call of Duty; They've recycled their ONLY GAME, every year for the past 7 years.

Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

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What is the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?

Ironman is a superhero, Ironwoman is a command.

What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

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Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

What do you call a frozen hamburger?

A ham-brrr-ger. my 7yo claims she made it up herself.