7yo Jokes

What do you call a frozen hamburger?

A ham-brrr-ger. my 7yo claims she made it up herself.

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How many do you have?

7yo: Zero. Me: ZERO 7yo: I said it was empty.

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

Who's singing this?

Me: "Franz Ferdinand." 7yo: "But, he died in 1914." Me:

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Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic..

Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How does a psychic cokehead tell the future?

With a magic 8-ball

How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

Why is a dachshund a cowboy's favorite dog?

They're always singing about getting a "long little doggy".

What's the difference between a bIack guy and a bike?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

Duty Jokes More Duty Jokes

What is Call of Duty called in Afghanistan?

The Sims

Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.

Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

How many do you have?

7yo: Zero. Me: ZERO 7yo: I said it was empty.

Flush Jokes More Flush Jokes

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He flushed.

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard?

Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.

What did the toilet say to the pee?

Urine

Superhero Jokes More Superhero Jokes

What kind of superhero would Caitlyn Jenner be?

An Ex-Man.

What is the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?

Ironman is a superhero, Ironwoman is a command.