7yo Jokes

What do you call a frozen hamburger?

A ham-brrr-ger. my 7yo claims she made it up herself.

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Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

Who's singing this?

Me: "Franz Ferdinand." 7yo: "But, he died in 1914." Me:

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Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

Why the story tells that Cindarella was at the ball?

Because the censor erased the letter "s".

Duty Jokes More Duty Jokes

What do you call a person who doesn't care that he just got kicked out of a Call of Duty team?

Unfazed*

How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

What did a binary number say to another?

I'm the one, you zero!

How do I find answers using Google.com?

On Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

Who's singing this?

Me: "Franz Ferdinand." 7yo: "But, he died in 1914." Me:

Superhero Jokes More Superhero Jokes

How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero?

Three, two to die and one to never get over it.

Why is Ironman a superhero?

And Ironwoman a command?

Flush Jokes More Flush Jokes

Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.

Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.