7yo Jokes

What do you call a frozen hamburger?

A ham-brrr-ger. my 7yo claims she made it up herself.

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Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

Who's singing this?

Me: "Franz Ferdinand." 7yo: "But, he died in 1914." Me:

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What would shakira be singing if she had been data scientist?

Tsamina mina eh eh... "Weka Weka" eh eh...

Who's singing this?

Me: "Franz Ferdinand." 7yo: "But, he died in 1914." Me:

Duty Jokes More Duty Jokes

What is similar between the life of an Ethiopian kid and the hype of Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare?

They're practically non existent.

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

Superhero Jokes More Superhero Jokes

What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men

Why did the superhero make a lot of shredded cheese?

It was for the grater good.

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Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them apart from blueberries!

What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.

Flush Jokes More Flush Jokes

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What do you get if you cross a toilet with a pop singer?

Loo-Loo!

What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What is WILL.I.AM going to be called after he dies?

WILL.I.WAS

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

How many mathematicians does it take to screw in zero lightbulbs?

Indeterminate