7yo Jokes

What do you call a frozen hamburger?

A ham-brrr-ger. my 7yo claims she made it up herself.

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Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

Who's singing this?

Me: "Franz Ferdinand." 7yo: "But, he died in 1914." Me:

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Superhero Jokes More Superhero Jokes

How many good deeds do you need to be called a superhero?

Because If it's one or less, I'm totally there.

What is the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?

Ironman is a superhero, Ironwoman is a command.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name?

Worst. Spy. Ever.

How can you tell if you're on a Starcraft diet?

Not enough minerals.

Flush Jokes More Flush Jokes

Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

What brand of computer is best at singing?

A Dell

Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

Duty Jokes More Duty Jokes

Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.

What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!

Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

How are you doing in arithmetic?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

0K

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

What happens when almonds die?

Diamond