Superhero Jokes

What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

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What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman?

Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.

How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero?

Three, two to die and one to never get over it.

What do you get when a superhero has to use the restroom?

A comic relief.

Why is Ironman a superhero?

And Ironwoman a command?

What's the difference between ironman and ironwoman?

One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

What's the difference between iron-man and iron woman?

One is a superhero and the other is a command.

What is the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?

Ironman is a superhero, Ironwoman is a command.

Whats the difference between Iron Man and iron woman?

One is a superhero the other is a simple instruction

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

Why did the superhero make a lot of shredded cheese?

It was for the grater good.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

How many good deeds do you need to be called a superhero?

Because If it's one or less, I'm totally there.

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