Superhero Jokes

What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

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What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman?

Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.

How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero?

Three, two to die and one to never get over it.

What do you get when a superhero has to use the restroom?

A comic relief.

Why is Ironman a superhero?

And Ironwoman a command?

What's the difference between ironman and ironwoman?

One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

What's the difference between iron-man and iron woman?

One is a superhero and the other is a command.

What is the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?

Ironman is a superhero, Ironwoman is a command.

Whats the difference between Iron Man and iron woman?

One is a superhero the other is a simple instruction

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

Why did the superhero make a lot of shredded cheese?

It was for the grater good.

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How many good deeds do you need to be called a superhero?

Because If it's one or less, I'm totally there.

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What's the name of A support group for transgender superheroes?

The Ex Men.

What do you call transgender superheroes?

X-Men.

Spanish Jokes More Spanish Jokes

What did the Spanish farmer say to his chickens?

Oh-lay!

What sport is played in Spanish churches?

La Cross

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do you call a vegetable/fruit that dies for it's religion?

A Tomartyr

What happens when I die?

Idk...

Consist Jokes More Consist Jokes

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!

What do you call a Chatbook that consists solely of pictures of your poop?

A Shatbook.

Ironwoman Jokes More Ironwoman Jokes

What's the difference between ironman and ironwoman?

One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

What is the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?

Ironman is a superhero, Ironwoman is a command.

Command Jokes More Command Jokes

What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!

How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

16 Atom Jokes More 16 Atom Jokes

What do Batman and 16 atoms of sodium have in common?

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher?

A.It's cloged up with paper plates.