Superhero Jokes

What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

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What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman?

Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.

How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero?

Three, two to die and one to never get over it.

What kind of superhero would Caitlyn Jenner be?

An Ex-Man.

What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men

What do you get when a superhero has to use the restroom?

A comic relief.

Why is Ironman a superhero?

And Ironwoman a command?

What's the difference between ironman and ironwoman?

One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

What's the difference between iron-man and iron woman?

One is a superhero and the other is a command.

What is the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?

Ironman is a superhero, Ironwoman is a command.

What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be?

Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!

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Whats the difference between Iron Man and iron woman?

One is a superhero the other is a simple instruction

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

Why did the superhero make a lot of shredded cheese?

It was for the grater good.

How many good deeds do you need to be called a superhero?

Because If it's one or less, I'm totally there.

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What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

One is a super hero and the other is a simple command.

Whats the difference between Iron Man and iron woman?

One is a superhero the other is a simple instruction

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Where did the zombie go on his night out?

To the st club.

What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

Ironwoman Jokes More Ironwoman Jokes

Why is Ironman a superhero?

And Ironwoman a command?

What is the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?

Ironman is a superhero, Ironwoman is a command.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

Moo-dicinal

Command Jokes More Command Jokes

What is the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?

Ironman is a superhero, Ironwoman is a command.

What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!

Robin Jokes More Robin Jokes

What did Batman say to Robin before they hop on the Batmobile?

To the Batmobile!

What did one orphan say to the other?

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Consist Jokes More Consist Jokes

What do you call a Chatbook that consists solely of pictures of your poop?

A Shatbook.

What did the band consisting only of postmen call itself?

Vanmailen.

Syndrome Jokes More Syndrome Jokes

What is the syndrome that endangers the dental well-being of over-anxious or stressed-out LGBT's?

Brucism

What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born?

Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!