Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

What is the best way to find out if someone is ticklish?

Use your test tickles

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What do call a bad haircut you got from a Native American?

A-patchy scalping Edit: Changed haircut to scalping. Because that's what I came up with this morning.

What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

What happens at night in Bangladesh?

It gets Dhaka