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Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

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What is the most common phrase used in school?

Pupil: I don't know Teacher: Correct!

What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?

She left a plunger in the toilet

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the toilet?

Because the 'p' is silent.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.

What's darker than 3am in the morning?

12' noon in the cotton fields.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

Why did the Dark Ages existed?

Because there were 'nights.