Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

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What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

Deterrent.

What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet?

He was looking for pooh.

What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet?

On a scale from one to ten, urinate.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

"I didn't wake up this morning..."

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

When does a bed grow longer?

At night, because two feet are added to it.