Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

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Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet

What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

Mana-pause

Why did the drill instructor squirt condiments on his trainees in the morning?

That's how he mustard the troops.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

Where do Dutch sheep go at night?

TO SHLEEP!