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Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What am I?

I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

What do cats read in the morning?

Mewspapers!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How does the Addidas executive work through the night?

Three lines

What's hard and hairy and sticks out of your pajamas at night?

Your head.