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Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why do we use black pens on white paper?

So hangman is more realistic.

Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*

What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

Why was the little shoe sad?

I'm here all night