Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

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Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

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How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

Why did Dory warn Nemo about escaping through the toilet?

Because it was a sewer side mission!

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What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

"I didn't wake up this morning..."

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What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night?

Net fish and krill