What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

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How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

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What is a pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am, We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons:

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

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Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.

What do comic book collectors use in their hair when they shower?

Mint conditioner.

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How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

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Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.