What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

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Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

Where do Bees use the bathroom?

At the BP station. (thanks grandma)

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What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke

What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

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What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

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What did Caesar say when he went to the whorehouse?

Veni Vidi Veni

What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

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What is it called when a Roman gets really sick?

Chicken Pox Romana

What do you get when you ask for a Roman pinch hitter?

An Italian sub!