What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

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How to use green, yellow, and pink in a sentence?

The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow.

What's the simplest way to make edibles?

Using an easy-bake oven.

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When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

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Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

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What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

When did Caesar reign?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

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What do you call a Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

How did Roman magistrates keep fit?

Pontius Pilates.