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What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

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What kind of fabric does Mario use?

Denim denim denim.

What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

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What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

Amaized.

Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel Prize!

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Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

How is Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hair...

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How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

Who's there! Caesar! Caesar who?

Caesar quickly before she gets away!

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Why was the dieting Roman so thrilled?

His toga size went from L to XL.

What people travel the most?

Romans.