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What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

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What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

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Why did the Pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

Why didn't the shepard cut off his sheep's wool?

Shear laziness.

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What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

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What did Caesar say when was in agreement?

I came. I saw. I concurred.

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?

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What do you call a lost legion?

A Roman army

What's it called when a Roman sees too many flashing colors?

A Julius Seizure.