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What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

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What do you call a nun using katana?

Nunja.

Why should you never use r/television 's fridge to store mutton?

It always spoils the GoT.

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Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

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What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

What do comic book collectors use in their hair?

Mint conditioner.

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What did Caesar say when he went to the whorehouse?

Veni Vidi Veni

What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

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What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

What's it called when a Roman sees too many flashing colors?

A Julius Seizure.