What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth

What time should you book dental appointments for?

2:30 (Tooth hurty!)

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why does the moon have no hair?

Because it's waxing

How do you get your hair into shape?

You condition it

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

What did the Roman premature ejaculater say?

Veni, Vidi, Veni.

What did jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

How do you get a clown to stop smiling?

Hit him in the face with an axe

Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

Gladiator Jokes More Gladiator Jokes

What do you call a Roman fighter with curly hair in his teeth?

Gladiator. (Glad he ate her)

Why should you never mess with a Gladiator who knows his English literature?

First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare