How do nuns surf the web?

On the Hymnternet.

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What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?

A pecking order.

What is black and white and black and white and black and white?

A nun falling down stairs

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What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.

What did the muslim say to the other muslim when they were surfing?

That was radical!

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Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.