How do you spot a modern spider?

He doesn't have a web he had a website!

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What does Brock Lesnar do if a website isn't loading?

He gives it an F5

Why did Spider-Man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site!! *ba-dum-tsss*

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Why do they say "break a leg!" to actors?

If you said "tear an ACL!" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

That hit the spots!

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Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Quackula.