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How do you spot a modern spider?

He doesn't have a web he had a website!

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What do you call a doctor for websites?

A URLologist

What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

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What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

Why are spiders good swimmers?

They have webbed feet!