Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What sport does the kool-aid man play?

Baseball he's a pitcher.

Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

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Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

To hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.

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Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005?

Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.

Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they pikachu

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What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

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How does a leopard change its spots?

When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another!

Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!