Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

What kind of music do they play at Stonehenge?

Hard Rock.

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What abs?

Me: "The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door. You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

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How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

One.

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

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What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

How is "Shark spotted swimming off the coast" news worthy?

Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

How does a leopard change its spots?

When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another!