Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

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He paints his hooves red.

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Mountains peak.

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Tigers have stripes.

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Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.