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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What did Al Gore play on his guitar?

An algorithm.

How'd you get amnesia?

4yo:.. Me:.. 4yo: I don't remember. Me: Well played..

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Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

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Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005?

Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

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What's the best kind of cream......to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

How do you spot the vegan at a party?

They'll tell you.

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Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

How does a leopard change its spots?

When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another!