Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

Who's there! Blair! Blair who?

Blair play!

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How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from Superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

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What do you give a canine seeking meaningless validation on the internet?

Pupvotes

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

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What did the blonde name her pet Zebra?

Spot

Why did Waldo wear a striped shirt?

He didn't want to be spotted.

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Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!

Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.