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Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why does nobody like to sit next to Elsa?

Coz...she "let's it go!"

Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the cat say when the delivery man was leaving?

Purolator.

Where do cats write down notes?

Scratch Paper!

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

Bulldozer Jokes More Bulldozer Jokes

Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

What's black and yellow and doesn't float?

A bulldozer.