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Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do you call someone who likes speed?

Racist.

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!

What do you get when you make a scarf out of a cat?

A Neko.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

He's been chasing parked cars.

Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

Bulldozer Jokes More Bulldozer Jokes

What's black and yellow and doesn't float?

A bulldozer.

Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.