Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

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What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

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What's the most popular wine at Christmas?

I don't like sprouts!

What animal would you most like to be on a cold day?

A little otter

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's a good name for a cat?

Catsper.

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What do you call 500 old white guys chasing a black man with clubs?

The PGA tour.

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

Bulldozer Jokes More Bulldozer Jokes

What's black and yellow and doesn't float?

A bulldozer.

What's yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer