Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

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What does the aardvark call his dog?

Aard-bark!

Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

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What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

When does Sean Connery like to show up at Wimbeldon?

Tennish.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why was the cat so small?

Because it only ate condensed milk!

Why do cats chase birds?

For a lark!

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Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

What do authors do when they are being chased?

They make like Dr. Jekyll and Hyde!

Bulldozer Jokes More Bulldozer Jokes

What's black and yellow and doesn't float?

A bulldozer.

Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.