Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

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What is the medical term for owning too many dogs?

A rover-dose

When is a dog not a dog?

When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.

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What kind of beer was Dr. Stephen Strange serving?

It was his own Strange Brew. You would be Moranic not to like it.

Why doesn't Bill like old houses?

He's afraid of the draft.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives?

Purrgatory.

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Why do dogs chase their tails?

They want to make ends meet.

What did one nut say as he chased another nut?

I'm a cashew!

Bulldozer Jokes More Bulldozer Jokes

Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

What's yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer