Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

What do you call a dog that can find something that's not there?

A Labracadabrador

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

Where do French lawyers like to relax?

The J'accusi

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why are cats bad storytellers?

Because they only have one tale.

What do you call a pile of cats?

A meowntain.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What did one nut say as he chased another nut?

I'm a cashew!

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

Bulldozer Jokes More Bulldozer Jokes

What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

What's big and yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer.