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Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What personal space?

My dog

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do you call a submissive who likes to bark like a dog?

A subwoofer.

Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a group of unorganized cats?

A CAT-ASTROPHE!

Why did the cat sleep under the car?

Because she wanted to wake up oily!

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why would you chase a waterfall?

They don't move to different spots you know. It's pretty much just right there.

What do authors do when they are being chased?

They make like Dr. Jekyll and Hyde!

Bulldozer Jokes More Bulldozer Jokes

What's big and yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer.

What's black and yellow and doesn't float?

A bulldozer.