Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog in a diving bell?

A sub-woofer

Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog

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Why didn't the construction worker like to get wet?

Because he didn't drywall.

What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot?

Let me be your *soil*mate

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

Pounce...

Why wasn't the cat moving?

It was on paws

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What do authors do when they are being chased?

They make like Dr. Jekyll and Hyde!

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

Bulldozer Jokes More Bulldozer Jokes

What's yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer

What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.