It doesn't like Cats.
Because he was trying to make both ends meet.
Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.
More storage space.
It was being chased by the kluck kluck klan
So he could make ends meet!
A bull dog!
Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd
Five after one.
He was just chasing tail.
Because he was in first place.
Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"
He wanted to chase the catfish!
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.
They don't move to different spots you know. It's pretty much just right there.
He's been chasing parked cars.
We're raising mashed potatoes.
A dog that chases cars - and catches them!
This is the end.
Chase it round the garden
Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....
To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail
To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry
From chasing cars.
10 after 1
They make like Dr. Jekyll and Hyde!
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it
So the police know what to shoot at during a chase
One that chases fowls.
They want to make ends meet.
I'm a cashew!
A liar.
To get some quack
He wanted something to get his teeth into.
Republicans are against them and Democrats want more for schools.
She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'
1. No mind. 2. No business.
One rocks the mic, while the other mocks the reich.
To get to the Reich side
Frost bite. D
Wow you looked shocked.
It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad
Sack religious
Dirty looks from the mouse!
Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol
Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."
A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?
