Why are rubber tires black?

So the police know what to shoot at during a chase

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When black guys say "ya feel me?

I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.

What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

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What do you call a midget fortune teller running from the police?

A small medium at large.

What happened when the barman died?

The police held an inn-quest

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What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

Why are criminals so good at basketball?

They shoot first and ask questions later.

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Why do dogs chase their tails?

They want to make ends meet.

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really?

Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"