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Why are rubber tires black?

So the police know what to shoot at during a chase

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

Which dinosaur knew... Q: Which dinosaur knew the most words?

The thesaurus.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail