What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest?

It's the one that's jalapeo business!!!

What is the difference between lightning and electricity?

Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.

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What did they say about the blind man who got hit by a bus?

He never saw it coming.

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

Why don't you go down on a girl in the morning?

Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What is The Rock going to name his Daughter?

Pebbles!

Who's there! Anderson! Anderson who?

Anderson and daughter came too!