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What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

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What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster?

The train got windows

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

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What's the difference between a civilian camp and an ISIS base?

I don't know I just fly the drones

Where do you see yourself in 2020?

I DON'T KNOW I DON'T HAVE 4 YEAR VISION!!!!!!!!!!

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What is this world coming to?

Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise

Where Are You Going?

Me: Partying with Friends Pimple: Ok, I'm Also Coming then!!

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What did the lonely ghost do at 2 in the morning?

He made a booo-ty call

What time do you get up in the morning?

About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

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Why was Mr. Behaving sad?

His daughter was always Ms. Behaving.

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.