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What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a sperm bank and an regular bank?

When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What came after the stone age and the bronze age?

Pupil: The sausage!

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

The Sergeant-Major growled at the young soldier: I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning.

Thank you very much, sir.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

Why did the lime disapprove of his daughter?

Because she was a little tart.

What's the difference between work and your daughter?

I'm not coming into work this morning!