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What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?

Unfertillized

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What is your relationship with the plaintiff?

She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13 1979

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments