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How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?

Unfertillized

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

What is the worst thing about being an egg?

You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!

Why is the Prime Minister not seen in the morning?

Because he is PM not AM