How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?

Unfertillized

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What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face?

Cafe

Who is missing an egg?

There are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

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What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.

Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

It swells at night.