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How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?

Unfertillized

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

Why is the Prime Minister not seen in the morning?

Because he is PM not AM