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How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?

Unfertillized

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What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

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What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

What does a gang member do when he arrives at work first thing in the morning?

He Glocks in