How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?

Unfertillized

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What do you get when you put a flight stick in an egg?

A yoke.

How long have you felt this way?

Man: "Ever since I was an egg."

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Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"

What's a pigs favorite morning tv show?

Morning Ham