How do you call it when an egg is on point?

Egg zactly!

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What came first the egg or the Chicken?

The egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

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Whats the point of calling it "secret Santa"?

Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?

Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!