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How do you call it when an egg is on point?

Egg zactly!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why does nobody talk to circles?

Because there is no point!

What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.