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How do you call it when an egg is on point?

Egg zactly!

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How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

What came first the egg or the Chicken?

The egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?

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When is a dog most impolite?

When he points.

Why buy an invisible knife?

I don't see the point