How do you call it when an egg is on point?

Egg zactly!

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What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

What does an egg say at a party?

Omelette

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What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

How many redditors does it take to get a joke?

Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.