How do you call it when an egg is on point?

Egg zactly!

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What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!

What do you call the first sperm that reaches the egg?

The ova achiever

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Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.