Why do hipsters not wear cardigans anymore?

Because they wore them before it was cool.

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Why shouldn't you wear Russian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall-out.

What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.

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Why did the hipster where a toque in the summer?

So he could say he wore it before it was cool.

Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

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Why do hipsters not wear cardigans anymore?

Because they wore them before it was cool.

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.