What's the opposite of a hipster?

A napster

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Christopher Walken

What is the opposite of paranoia?

Thinking you are following someone.

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Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River?

They're two Maine streams.

What do hipster jokes and hipsters have in common?

None of them are original.