What's the opposite of a hipster?

A napster

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What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

What is the opposite of an iPad Mini?

A Maxi Pad

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How heavy is a hipster?

One thousand instagrams

How did the hipster got his tongue burnt?

He drank his coffee before it was cool.