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What two friends belonging to two different alien species call each other?

Brothers from Another Mothership.

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Why is your brother always flying off the handle?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose!

What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

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Which trees have the most friends?

The poplar ones.

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?

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What political party does Jon Snow belong to?

The Know-Nothings!

What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song