What two friends belonging to two different alien species call each other?

Brothers from Another Mothership.

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Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why was the lobster upset?

Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!

What do you call a mythical milkshake?

Legendairy (credits to my friend Edward Feng for this really dumb pun)

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

NA'CHO CHEESE

Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)