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What two friends belonging to two different alien species call each other?

Brothers from Another Mothership.

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What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

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Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

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What religious group does reddit belong in?

Cat holics

What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.