What did the Olympic size swimming pool say to the kiddie pool?

I can't be your friend anymore you're just too shallow!

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Why don't you play with your friends?

He asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

What do you call a mythical milkshake?

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Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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Why did the kiddie pool have no friends?

Because it was too shallow.

What did the Olympic size swimming pool say to the kiddie pool?

I can't be your friend anymore you're just too shallow!