What did the psychic velociraptor say to his friend?

Dino what you're thinking.

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Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

How old were you on your last birthday?

Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday Ten. Oh I don't think that's possible. Oh yes it is - I'm nine today.

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How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

What happened when the host of Dirty Jobs said hello to a friend that was fairly far away?

Microwave.

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What did the psychic velociraptor say to his friend?

Dino what you're thinking.

What dino was known for having distinguished tastes?

A Connosaur