What did the psychic velociraptor say to his friend?

Dino what you're thinking.

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What did the dog say after a hard day at work?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

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How do you know if your friend has an iPhone?

They tell you.

What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

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What dino was known for having distinguished tastes?

A Connosaur

What did the psychic velociraptor say to his friend?

Dino what you're thinking.