What did the psychic velociraptor say to his friend?

Dino what you're thinking.

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Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.

Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

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What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential."

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What did the psychic velociraptor say to his friend?

Dino what you're thinking.

What dino was known for having distinguished tastes?

A Connosaur