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What did the psychic velociraptor say to his friend?

Dino what you're thinking.

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What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

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How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

What's worse than 9/11?

311 Credit goes to my friend Max.

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What dino was known for having distinguished tastes?

A Connosaur

What did the psychic velociraptor say to his friend?

Dino what you're thinking.