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What did the psychic velociraptor say to his friend?

Dino what you're thinking.

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What is the difference between Kanye West and God?

God doesn't think that He's Kanye.

What do Chinos say when you take them off?

This was incredibly clever when I first thought of it but then I did some research...the closest they get to being Italian is that George Clooney was a "pioneer" for them: Reading that makes me never want to wear them again.

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Which is the smallest profession? A mini cab driver or a micro biologist?

Neither. I have a friend who works in computers.

What do you call a pregnant nun who cycles to church everyday?

No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know.

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What did the psychic velociraptor say to his friend?

Dino what you're thinking.

What dino was known for having distinguished tastes?

A Connosaur