How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

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Who's there! Cellar! Cellar who?

Cellar. No I think she can be repaired!

What's the difference between Jesus and Bono?

Jesus doesn't think he's Bono

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What do you call a computer that only plays sad songs?

Adele

Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

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What did one ethuastic Electrician say to the other sad Electrician?

Don't feel bad, YOU CONDUIT!!!

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

Perfume Jokes More Perfume Jokes

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

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What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

What do you call a bra designed for neutrois?

Ze-bra