How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Who's there! Cellar! Cellar who?

Cellar. No I think she can be repaired!

What is it called when you think you see a popstar in the desert?

It's a Nicki Mirage.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What did the computer do with his overgrown gardens...?

Mowed 'em.

What do you call a computer that sings?

A Dell

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the Santa Lawn Ornament feel the day after Christmas?

He was de-lighted.

What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

Perfume Jokes More Perfume Jokes

Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

Design Jokes More Design Jokes

How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!

Why are dogs always thirsty?

Because water fountains were designed for humans!