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How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

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What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

Why do molluscs only think of themselves?

Because they're shellfish

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What did the computer do with his overgrown gardens...?

Mowed 'em.

What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

Logic

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What do you get when you have barbie dolls standing in a line?

A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.

Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.

Perfume Jokes More Perfume Jokes

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

Why is Perfume so cheap?

Because its only worth one scent!

Design Jokes More Design Jokes

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland?

As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!