How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?

Deja phew!

Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it

Perfume Jokes More Perfume Jokes

How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

Design Jokes More Design Jokes

What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

What do you call someone who designs playgrounds?

A Park-itect