What is it called when you think you see a popstar in the desert?

It's a Nicki Mirage.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"

Why do you think your report should be on the net?

Because my marks are all 'E's.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?

Very tired feet.

What did the octopus make for desert?

Octopie

Popstar Jokes More Popstar Jokes

Which popstar cuts down trees?

Michael LumberJackson

What is it called when you think you see a popstar in the desert?

It's a Nicki Mirage.