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What is it called when you think you see a popstar in the desert?

It's a Nicki Mirage.

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How much do you think I will be losing with this?

Pharmacist replies: Well... around 200 bucks.

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

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What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

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Which popstar cuts down trees?

Michael LumberJackson

What is it called when you think you see a popstar in the desert?

It's a Nicki Mirage.