Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

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Where do man-splainers get their water?

From a well, actually...

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

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What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

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What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

Where do crows go to buy groceries?

Kroger

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What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

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Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?

Santa Jaws!

Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

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What's a snakes favourite TV program?

Monty Python!

What do you call Rowan Atkinson watching Monty Python?

A jellybean.