Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

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Why did the plant say after being watered?

I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".

Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!

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Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

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What's the deal with airline food?

Buy 2 get 1 free

Why didnt Craig buy Anne Franks shoes on Ebay for 2000$?

They were Holo-costly

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Why don't Asians make good Knights?

Because then there would be a chink in the armor.

What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

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What were the last two pizzas delivered to the world trade centers?

Two large planes

Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

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What's a snakes favourite TV program?

Monty Python!

What do you call Rowan Atkinson watching Monty Python?

A jellybean.