Where do hipsters get their water?

From a well, actually.

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Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

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What's the worst thing to say to a hipster?

You remind me of someone

How do hipsters measure weight?

In Instagrams.