Where do hipsters get their water?

From a well, actually.

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Why did the bear dissolve in water?

It was a polar bear.

What do you get if you water a melon?

A wet melon.

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What s the weight of a hipster?

One Insta-gramm

Why don't hipsters like fishing?

It's too mainstream.