Why don't hipsters like fishing?

It's too mainstream.

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Why did the hipster where a toque in the summer?

So he could say he wore it before it was cool.

What did the icecream truck say to the hipster?

I was a food truck before it was cool.

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Where do fishes keep their money?

In river banks

Why do some fish always look high?

Because of all the seaweed.