Why don't hipsters like fishing?

It's too mainstream.

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Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach?

A dead one...

What do you call a fish that's on its way to somewhere?

Salmon en route