Why don't hipsters like fishing?

It's too mainstream.

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Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why did the hipster drown?

Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ()

Why did the hipster... Why did the hipster burn his mouth on the hot coffee?

Because he drank it before it was cool.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish that performs brain surgeries?

A neurosturgeon

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Angelfish!