Why don't hipsters like fishing?

It's too mainstream.

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Why did the Hipster burn his lip?

He drank coffee before it was cool.

Why did the hipster... Why did the hipster burn his mouth on the hot coffee?

Because he drank it before it was cool.

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What do you call it when fish stop having babies?

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What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.