What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach?

A dead one...

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What did the divers find the sunken Korean ferry had hit?

Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

What is green, sings and can be found in the fridge?

Elvis Parsley

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What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

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What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

How long should you microwave fish for?

Tuna half minutes.

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What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms?

Tuna (2Na).

What kind of fabric does Mario use?

Denim denim denim.