What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach?

A dead one...

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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

Where would you find an Egyptian psychopathic swimmer?

In denial.

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Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach?

San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)

Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

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How does Chuck Norris go fishing?

You, you and you. Get out.

What kind of fish is funny, beautiful and a good role model for young women?

Tuna Fey.

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What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

Underlay! Underlay!

What kind of dog should you get a Spanish speaker?

A spaniel.