What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach?

A dead one...

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What do you find in a rythmic bakery?

A-bun-dance

How did Djengis Khan found Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.

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Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach?

San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)

Why did the shell not go to the beach?

Because he was self-CONCH-ious.

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Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

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What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.

What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.