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What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach?

A dead one...

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Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

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How do you get a whale off a beach?

A whale-barrow!

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

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What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

Long time no sea.

What fish only swims at night?

A starfish!

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What kind of eel is this?

Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"

What kind of drugs to tumblr users take?

Anti-oppressants.