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What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach?

A dead one...

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What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria?

The food!

How do you find an inconvenient proof?

With an Al-Gore-rithm

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Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

What does a man with one leg wear to the beach?

Flop.

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How many fish did it take to consume my wife?

None. There are no fish under my new gazebo

Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

What kind of tree has the best bark?

A dogwood