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What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach?

A dead one...

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What did Wilford Brimley say to his wife when he found out she was pregnant?

You have diafetus

What did Spock find in the Enterprise Bathroom?

The Captain's Log.

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What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

How do you get a whale off a beach?

A whale-barrow!

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What will santa bring your fish this Christmas?

A scale letrix!

What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom: typing... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

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What kind of witch goes to the beach?

Sandwitch

What kind of fish is made from two sodium atoms?

A 2na