How do you cut pizza?

With Little Ceasar's.

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What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.

How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?

Deep pan, crisp and even.

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What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

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What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

How do you cut pizza?

With Little Ceasar's.