How do you cut pizza?

With Little Ceasar's.

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What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

What's the difference between a pizza and a pizza joke?

You can't top a good pizza joke.

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How was the roman empire cut in half?

With a pair of caesars

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

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How do you cut pizza?

With Little Ceasar's.

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)