How do you cut pizza?

With Little Ceasar's.

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What is the dankest kind of pizza?

Pepe-roni

What toppings?

Pepperoni & a small cheese pizza" "Sir you can't top a pizza with a smaller pizza"

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What's the difference between an onion and a woman?

I cry when I cut open an onion

Why do people at Disneyland hate coke heads?

They're always cutting lines

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What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

How do you cut pizza?

With Little Ceasar's.