How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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Where's the best place to explore?

Rome.

Why was math so easy in ancient Rome?

X always equals 10

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How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon?

Can someone get me some dry socks

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How long do owls live?

Six and a half books.

How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."

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Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

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Where did Czechslovakia split up?

At the Czech-out line.

How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...