How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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Why was math so easy in ancient Rome?

X always equals 10

Why do Americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.

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What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

Who's there! Caesar! Caesar who?

Caesar quickly before she gets away!

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How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

Which country's currency weighs as much as it's worth?

Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.

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Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

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How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive