How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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Why do Americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.

How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

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What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

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What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

Biting an apple and finding half a worm

What do you call a half native pirate?

Metis

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How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs!

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Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

He split a seam in his blue ones.

What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre