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How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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Rome Jokes More Rome Jokes

What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune?

Oh, Plebes.

When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

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What is Lil Wayne's favorite food?

Caesar salad

How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

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Why did the Priest go to Walmart?

Because the little boys pants were half off.

What's the average lifespan of an owl?

About six and a half books.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

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What did the duck say after it split the atom?

Quark! Quark!

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks)