How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

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What is Lil Wayne's favorite food?

Caesar salad

Who's there! Caesar! Caesar who?

Caesar quickly before she gets away!

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How long does an owl live?

About six and a half books.

Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

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What do you call two doctors with the same career?

Pair of medics.

What is a pair of sheep's favorite instrument?

Two-Baaas.

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Who's there! Banana! Banana who?

Banana split so ice creamed!

What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!