How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."

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What's the difference between a dog?

One of his legs is the same.

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

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Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

What part of America can't sell full sized soft drinks?

Minnesota.

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How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."

How do you tie two half ducks together?

With ducktape!!

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How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."

How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.