How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."

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How did Steve get the clues?

Blew the dog

What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.

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How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."

Which phone is most sold in Australia?

The htc M8. Oi mate

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple?

The holocaust.

What would you rather have Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?

At least with Parkinson's you have half a pint.

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How'd he do that?

Because you can't bowl a 300 and lose.

How do you bowl a 301?

Do you know anyone who has bowled a 300 and lost