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What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy?

Winnie the Philosopooh

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What day was Doris Day born?

Doris' day.

Why are the bears such a bad football team?

Because when they were little, they were cubs. I'm so sorry

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Why do sheep love Star Wars Episode V?

Because Dey-go-bah.

Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

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How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

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What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy?

Winnie the Philosopooh

What do you call a homeless college student?

A philosophy major