What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy?

Winnie the Philosopooh

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How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

What do you call children born of ginger people?

Ginger-bred

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Because they love digging up the past.

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They both love to crack open a cold one.

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

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Why shouldn't you tell a philosophy major a joke?

They don't find them Hume-erous.

What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy?

Winnie the Philosopooh