What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy?

Winnie the Philosopooh

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What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy?

Winnie the Philosopooh

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

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What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy?

Winnie the Philosopooh

Why shouldn't you tell a philosophy major a joke?

They don't find them Hume-erous.