Philosophy Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell a philosophy major a joke?

They don't find them Hume-erous.

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How do you get a philosophy major off of your porch?

Pay for the pizza.

What kind of a friar loves philosophy?

A deep friar.

What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy?

Winnie the Philosopooh

How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!