How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

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How do you pay a quiz master?

With finances.

What is school like?

It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid.

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How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

What is Irish and sits on the porch?

Patty O'Furniture

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What kind of pizza did the Dalai Lama order?

One with everything

How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."