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How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

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Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

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What do you call someone who supports Hillary?

Paid off.

Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

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Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

Why couldn't the Italian get into his house?

Because he had gnocchi.

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What is the dankest kind of pizza?

Pepe-roni

How do hispanics cut a pizza?

Little Caesars

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What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

What do you call a homeless college student?

A philosophy major

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How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

What do you call a Tungsten Holmium compound with a Doctorate?

Doctor WHo