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How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

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Why did the fruit leave office?

Because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

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How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.

How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

House Jokes More House Jokes

What disease did the house have?

Shingles.

Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

Where do epileptics get pizza?

Little Seizures.

What pizza topping to Koreans enjoy the most?

Pupperoni

Philosophy Jokes More Philosophy Jokes

What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

What do you call a homeless college student?

A philosophy major

Doctorate Jokes More Doctorate Jokes

How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

What do you call a Tungsten Holmium compound with a Doctorate?

Doctor WHo