How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

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What happens if you don't pay after an exorcism?

You'll get repossessed!

How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

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What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes

What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.