How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

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What did the tailor say after a job well done?

There is nothing left too loose.

When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.

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How much do deodorant factory workers get paid?

A pittance.

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in?

A high rise

Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween?

Because his skeleton was in the closet

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

How do you cut pizza?

With Little Ceasar's.

Philosophy Jokes More Philosophy Jokes

What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy?

Winnie the Philosopooh

What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

Doctorate Jokes More Doctorate Jokes

How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

What do you call a Tungsten Holmium compound with a Doctorate?

Doctor WHo