How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

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How do dog catchers get paid?

By the Pound!

How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

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What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

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What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with?

Little Caesars!

Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?

Because it was on the house.