How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."

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What do you call a pizza who's a DJ?

DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.

What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

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Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..

What's 12 inches long and white?

Nothing.

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Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied

Why do old people read the Bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the Bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

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Why do waiters like a good Marth player?

He tips well.

Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?

Waiter: We can dream can't we