The waiter replies "About 12 inches."
Tomato-saurus
Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.
12 inches
Nothing
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
Ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &nbsp -Twelve bananas
500 Internal Server Error
Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.