How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."

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What do dinosaurs put on their pizza?

Tomato-saurus

What do people and pizza have in common?

If they're black, they can't feed a family.

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What's white, hard, and 12 inches long?

Nothing.

Why did Princess Diana divorce Prince Charles?

She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!

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How do you get a woman to stop texting you?

Reply to her message within a minute

What's so funny?

Asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.

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What do you call it when a waiter at an internet cafe gets your order wrong?

500 Internal Server Error

How does the chef prepare the chicken?

The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"