How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."

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Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What do Mexicans use to slice pizza?

Little Caesers

What do you call a pizza who's a DJ?

DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.

12 Inch Jokes More 12 Inch Jokes

What's 12 inches and white?

Nothing.

Why is the biggest nose only 11 inches?

Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!

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When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

What do you get when you spend all afternoon replying to your anonymous feedback on Corpell Anonymous Box?

Corpell tunnel syndrome

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?

None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

What are those?

The waiter says "Some are suger, Summersalt"