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How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."

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Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

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What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

What's 12 inches long and white?

Nothing.

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What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

Why the long pause?

Asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

What did the terrorist say to the waiter after his meal?

These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb.