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Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..

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What's the difference between an introverted scientist and an extroverted scientist?

An extroverted scientist will stare at YOUR feet.

What do you call a five foot psychic that escapes from jail?

A small medium at large.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

12 Inch Jokes More 12 Inch Jokes

Why is the biggest nose only 11 inches?

Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!

What's white, hard, and 12 inches long?

Nothing.