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Why is the biggest nose only 11 inches?

Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!

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How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

Because she grew another foot.

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Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..

Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.

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Why is the biggest nose only 11 inches?

Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!

Why is my hand 11 inches long?

Because if it were any longer it would be a foot!

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Why do gorillas have big noses?

Because they have big fingers.

Why is the biggest nose only 11 inches?

Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!