Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..

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When do elephants have eight feet?

When there are two of them.

How tall is Luke Skywalker?

Six foot force

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How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What do you call a sentinel with three hands?

A watchman.

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What's white and 12 inches long?

Absolutely nothing.

What's white, hard, and 12 inches long?

Nothing.