Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What does natalia portman have on the ends of her feet?

Her natalie

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

A handshake

12 Inch Jokes More 12 Inch Jokes

What do me and Subway have in common?

12 inches

What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)