Why is the biggest nose only 11 inches?

Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!

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What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

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A dead centipede.

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What do me and Subway have in common?

12 inches

Why isn't my hand 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot

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Why is the biggest nose only 11 inches?

Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!

Why is my hand 11 inches long?

Because if it were any longer it would be a foot!

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Why is the biggest nose only 11 inches?

Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!

Why do gorillas have big noses?

Because they have big fingers.