How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

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Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.

How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Odor Odor in the court!!!

English Jokes More English Jokes

Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

English Teacher Jokes More English Teacher Jokes

Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

Long Sentence Jokes More Long Sentence Jokes

What is the longest sentence that a man can make?

I do.

What is the longest sentence in the English language?

I do.