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When is an English teacher like a judge?

When she hands out long sentences.

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What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.

Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

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What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!

When is an English teacher like a judge?

When she hands out long sentences.

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Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony?

When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.

What's the difference between an American student and an English student?

About 3000 miles!

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Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

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What's the worlds longest sentence?

I do.

When is an English teacher like a judge?

When she hands out long sentences.