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How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What's this?

Me: A napkin holder K: What's a napkin M: You wipe your hands on it when they're dirty K: You mean like the couch M: ...

Whats the most handiest tool ever?

A Hand!

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"

What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

English Jokes More English Jokes

How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me.

How do you convert Spanish programming into English?

Yes++

English Teacher Jokes More English Teacher Jokes

What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

Long Sentence Jokes More Long Sentence Jokes

When is an English teacher like a judge?

When she hands out long sentences.

What's the worlds longest sentence?

I do.