What is the longest sentence in the English language?

I do.

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What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly.

What does a Mexican have in common with a cue ball?

The harder you hit em' the more English you get outta em'!

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What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

"Nobody's perfect!"

What's the longest word in the English language?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

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Why do pens get sent to prison?

To do long sentences!

When is an English teacher like a judge?

When she hands out long sentences.