I do.
An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...
Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.
Incorrectly.
Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
They both hand out long sentences.
To do long sentences!