What is the longest sentence that a man can make?

I do.

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Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

What did the shirt say to the pants zipper?

Your so fly man

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When is an English teacher like a judge?

When she hands out long sentences.

How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.