What is the longest sentence in the Eng...

What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?

An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...

What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

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What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly.

What's the longest word in the English language?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

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How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

Why do pens get sent to prison?

To do long sentences!

What is the longest sentence in the English language?