What is the longest sentence in the English language?

I do.

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How do you convert Spanish programming into English?

Yes++

What's the shortest possible sentence in Canadian English?

Sorry, eh.

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What is the most awesomely amazing word in the English language?

Anticlimactic

What are the 5 most terrifying word in the English language?

Five more years of Cameron

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Why do pens get sent to prison?

To do long sentences!

How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.