What is the longest sentence in the Eng...

What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in English. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

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What is the most awesomely amazing word in the English language?

Anticlimactic

Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

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What is the longest sentence that a man can make?

I do.

Why do pens get sent to prison?

To do long sentences!

What is the longest sentence in the English language?