What did the shirt say to the pants zipper?

Your so fly man

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Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-Nile.

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

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What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?

A tiger moth!

Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?

Because they were Wright.

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Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

What did the shirt say to the pants zipper?

Your so fly man