What did the shirt say to the pants zipper?

Your so fly man

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Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

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What do you call a turlte that flies?

A shellocopter. damn homies

What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.

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What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves?

An ampu-tee.

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.