What did the shirt say to the pants zipper?

Your so fly man

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What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head?

Ray!

Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.

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How much do flying broomsticks cost at Hogwarts?

Quid each.

What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

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What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

Why couldn't the fortune teller fit into her shirt?

Because she's a medium