What did the shirt say to the pants zipper?

Your so fly man

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What have men and spray paint in common?

One squeeze and they're all over you.

Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

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How do birds learn to fly?

They just wing it.

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

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What did the shirt say to the pants?

What's up, britches.

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.