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What did the shirt say to the pants zipper?

Your so fly man

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What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

What do you call a man who's on fire?

Bernie.

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What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world?

You mean across

What do you call a flying dinosaur who always gives you a chance?

A Fairodactyl

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Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts?

It's not my fault I'm blind.

What's a rappers shirt made out of?

Strait out of cotton