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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

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Why did Goku cross the road?

Find out next time on Dragonball Z!

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Jesus. He went for the cross

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What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

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Stuck

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Culture

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Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead!

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.