What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

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How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

Why do elephants do well in school?

Because they have a lot of grey matter!

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What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia.

Who is the most famous DJ in Australia?

DJ Redo

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What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

('A jump rope')

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.