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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat?

A bigger target.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really?

Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"

Australia Jokes More Australia Jokes

Why is chess confusing in Australia?

That's check, mate.

Which country's currency weighs as much as it's worth?

Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What do you call a group of kangaroos?

A Kangacrew

What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

Big Hole Jokes More Big Hole Jokes

What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.