What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

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Johnny Braavos

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Very tired feet.

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He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!

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Irrelephant.

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They don't have the right koalfications!

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!

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Because all the kids have to play in side.

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!

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