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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash?

Tele-Scope.

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?

An Easter basket case!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense

When do elephants have eight feet?

When there are two of them.

Australia Jokes More Australia Jokes

What do you call an Australian singer who was born in Australia?

Aussie Aus-born.

Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A Mars-upial

Big Hole Jokes More Big Hole Jokes

What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!