Big holes all over Australia!
A cruiseifixion.
Very big worm holes in your garden!
Rhino horn
Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!
Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down!
They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
A Kangacrew
('A jump rope')
A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.
A dead rabbit with a big hole.