What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

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What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

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What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

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Why was Jesus not born in Australia?

Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.

Which phone is most sold in Australia?

The htc M8. Oi mate

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

('A jump rope')

What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

Big Hole Jokes More Big Hole Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.