What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

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Why do Scotsmen screw their sheep by the side of a cliff?

Because they push back harder.

Why would somebody punch a sheep?

Ewe wouldn't understand.

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?

Baby kangaroos.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What happens when you combine TNT with a hard drive?

It gets blown to

What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird