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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?

Very big worm holes in your garden!

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep?

A sheep that can round itself up!

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

Banned from the petting zoo...

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead!

What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!

Wooly Jumper Jokes More Wooly Jumper Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER