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What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

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Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What does a sheep call a film it doesn't like?

A baaahhhd movie. ()

What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple

What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird