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What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

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What does a sheep call a film it doesn't like?

A baaahhhd movie. ()

What does a sheep in denial say?

Nahhhh

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER

What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine human DNA with a goats?

Kicked out of the petting zoo...

What do you call a puppy combined with bread?

Well, It's not a purebread anymore.