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What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

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Who will take the second shot in this pool game?

Find out after the break.

What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up?

Is this some sort of yolk

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A. So they can find their way back to the house.

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

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What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

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What's the worst place to be during a tornado?

Cracker Barrel.

Where is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

In the ICU.

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Why did the junkie walk into the pet store?

To buy some quack croakaine!

What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store