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What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

Where did the judge go to buy a necklace for his wife?

The jury store

Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

What do you call a country ruled by oppressive Vikings?

Norse Korea

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

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What's the worst place to be during a tornado?

Cracker Barrel.

What is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

The ICU (I-see-you!)

Pet Store Jokes More Pet Store Jokes

What did my Dominican girlfriend say when she saw me at the pet store?

Ay puppi.

Why did the junkie walk into the pet store?

To buy some quack croakaine!