What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

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What do you call breakfast?

Breaking fast yooo!

Why did the fish's car break down?

It needed a tuna-up.

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He prawned everything!

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The pawlice.

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There is no contradiction club

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Drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

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Why did Johnny Bravo go to the pet store?

To pick up some chicks.

What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store