What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

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Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

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Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

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What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about

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Where is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

In the ICU.

Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

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Why did Johnny Bravo go to the pet store?

To pick up some chicks.

What did my Dominican girlfriend say when she saw me at the pet store?

Ay puppi.