What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

Why do hens lay eggs?

If they dropped them they'd break

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

Where does the military commander buy his groceries?

The GENERAL STORE HAHAHAHAHAHA IM SO SORRY

Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

What do you call a vampire, that follows the rules?

Draculaw

Bad Place Jokes More Bad Place Jokes

Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

What is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

The ICU (I-see-you!)

Pet Store Jokes More Pet Store Jokes

Why did Johnny Bravo go to the pet store?

To pick up some chicks.

What did my Dominican girlfriend say when she saw me at the pet store?

Ay puppi.