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What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why is an egg like a young horse?

Because it can't be used until it's broken!

What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

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How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia?

If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.

Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

Who would rule in a dog world?

The pawlice.

What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

Bad Place Jokes More Bad Place Jokes

Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

What is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

The ICU (I-see-you!)

Pet Store Jokes More Pet Store Jokes

Why did the junkie walk into the pet store?

To buy some quack croakaine!

What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store