Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.
It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)
An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.
When you can pull the pin and throw it back
He had swine flu
It's a shifty business.
Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.
Smiles... It has a mile between the two 'S's