Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.

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What is a crevice that is owned by someone and not allowed to be stepped into?

None of your abyss-ness

What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

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What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

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What do you call it when two cops dance?

Pork Grinds

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

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What's the longest word in English?

Smiles. Because there's a mile between both S.

Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.