Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.
It was only allowed one piece of carrion.
None, ducks are not allowed in politics.
When you can pull the pin and throw it back
They have no legs to pull!
Don't glaze me, bro
Because he fell asleep on duty.
A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.
Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
