Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.

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Why is gambling not allowed in Africa?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

What is a crevice that is owned by someone and not allowed to be stepped into?

None of your abyss-ness

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Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

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What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

Answer "Scissors." then drive away..

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Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.

Who's there! Aardvark! Aardvark who?

Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles!