Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.

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How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

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What's the difference between me and a dentist?

The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

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What does a libertarian apparition say to the cops?

Am I free to ghost

Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

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What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

How do you compliment a girl with a cold sore?

You tell her that her smile is contagious.